Funny Graphic Tee – Mens Funny Shirts - Always Cocky - Never Chickeny

“Always Cocky. Never Chickeny.” Tee
Make your confidence known with this hilarious “Always Cocky. Never Chickeny.” conservative T-shirt. A perfect mix of humor, boldness, and patriotic flair, this tee is made for proud Americans who don’t back down and don’t take themselves too seriously.

For Bold, Unapologetic Patriots
Great for those who mix humor with grit and never shy away from truth.

Soft Cotton for All-Day Comfort
Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun Airlume cotton for breathable wear.

Pre-Shrunk for a Consistent Fit
Holds its shape wash after wash—so the message stays sharp

Durable Build with Patriotic Edge
Side-seamed construction and reinforced shoulders for lasting strength.

Funny. Fearless. 100% American.
A tee with humor—and backs it up with backbone.

You’ll Love This Funny Conservative T-Shirt

• 👉 Proud graphic print:
• Conservative and unapologetic
• 👉 Pre-shrunk material
• Reliable fit over time
• 👉 Itch-free collar:
• Tagless comfort all day
• 👉 100% patriot designed:
• No socialist influence
• 👉 Men’s & women’s sizes:
• True fit for every patriot
• 👉 Lightweight & breathable:
• 4.2 oz./yd² for daily wear
• 👉 Traditional crew neck:
• All-American design

Premium Fit & Feel

• Made from 100% Airlume cotton
• Cotton is combed and ring-spun
• Heather colors contain soft polyester
• Breathable, durable, and flattering

Proudly Made & Sustainably Produced

• Made in the USA, MEX, HND, or NIC
• Ethically produced
• No sweatshops

Traceability

• Weaving (IND, KOR)
• Dyeing (California, SLV)

Safe Product

• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% harmful substances

Whether you're shopping for conservative apparel, patriotic gifts, or pro-America shirts for men and women, this tee checks all the boxes. Be loud. Be proud. Be based.

NOTE:💡 Our products are made on-demand to reduce overproduction. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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