Kiss-Me-Im-0-percent-Woke-T-Shirt | Funny St. Paddys Day Tee

Kiss-Me-Im-0-percent-Woke-T-Shirt | Funny St. Paddys Day Tee

Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with humor and unapologetic American spirit in the Kiss-Me-Im-0-percent-Woke-T-Shirt | Funny St. Paddys Day Tee, the perfect festive tee for patriots who love the holiday and love calling out woke nonsense. Designed for freedom-loving Americans who prefer laughs over political correctness, this funny St. Paddy’s Day shirt blends classic Irish charm with bold red-white-and-blue attitude.

Kiss-Me-Im-0-percent-Woke-T-Shirt | Funny St. Paddys Day Tee is Perfect for bar crawls, pub nights, parade routes, parties, or any St. Patrick’s Day celebration, this patriotic tee guarantees laughs, high-fives, and plenty of attention from fellow freedom enthusiasts. Whether you’re showing off Irish pride, America First pride, or both, this shirt delivers festive fun with a strong conservative twist.

Soft, comfortable, and built for all-day wear, it’s the ideal St. Patrick’s Day tee for patriots who are 100% fun and 0% woke.

Why You’ll Love This Kiss-Me-Im-0-percent-Woke-T-Shirt | Funny St. Paddys Day Tee

Funny & Bold Statement – Perfect for anyone who’s proudly un-woke and unafraid to say it
Festive Holiday Vibes – Great for celebrating St. Patrick’s Day with a patriotic twist
Ultra-Soft Comfort – Made with premium AirLume cotton for all-day wear
Unisex Fit – Designed for both men and women who love humor, beer, and freedom
Guaranteed Reaction – Gets smiles, laughs, and maybe even a patriotic kiss

Perfect For

St. Patrick’s Day parties & bar crawls
Parades, festivals, and holiday events
Conservative gatherings and patriotic holidays
Proud Americans who are 0% woke and 100% fun

Product Details

Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun AirLume cotton (heathers may include polyester)
Weight: Lightweight 4.2 oz./yd² for breathable, all-day comfort
Fit: Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and shoulder-taped for a flattering, lasting fit
Tagless Collar: For smooth, irritation-free wear
Responsibly Assembled: USA, MEX, HND & NIC

🍀🔥Celebrate the holiday. Reject the woke. Wear your values proudly with the “Kiss Me, I’m 0% Woke” T-shirt and make St. Patrick’s Day great again.

NOTE:💡 Our products are made on-demand to reduce overproduction. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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