Funny St. Patrick's Day T-shirt – Kiss Me, I'm 0% Woke.

Kiss Me, I’m 0% Woke T-Shirt | Funny St. Patrick’s Day Tee for Patriots Who Love Freedom & Fun

Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with humor and unapologetic American spirit in the Kiss Me, I’m 0% Woke T-Shirt. This hilarious patriotic tee is perfect for those who love the holiday but aren’t here for political correctness or woke nonsense. It’s festive, bold, and guaranteed to get laughs and thumbs-up from freedom-loving friends.

Whether you’re hitting the pub, walking in a parade, or showing off your Irish pride with a patriotic twist, this shirt combines classic St. Paddy’s fun with 100% American attitude.

Why You’ll Love This Patriotic St. Patrick’s Day Tee

• Funny & Bold Statement – Perfect for anyone who’s proudly un-woke and unafraid to say it
• Festive Holiday Vibes – Great for celebrating St. Patrick’s Day with a patriotic twist
• Ultra-Soft Comfort – Made with premium AirLume cotton for all-day wear
• Unisex Fit – Designed for both men and women who love humor, beer, and freedom
• Guaranteed Reaction – Gets smiles, laughs, and maybe even a patriotic kiss

Perfect For

• St. Patrick’s Day parties & bar crawls
• Parades, festivals, and holiday events
• Conservative gatherings and patriotic holidays
• Proud Americans who are 0% woke and 100% fun

Product Details

• Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun AirLume cotton (heathers may include polyester)
• Weight: Lightweight 4.2 oz./yd² for breathable, all-day comfort
• Fit: Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and shoulder-taped for a flattering, lasting fit
• Tagless Collar: For smooth, irritation-free wear
• Responsibly Assembled: USA, MEX, HND & NIC

🍀🔥 Celebrate the holiday. Reject the woke. Wear your values proudly with the “Kiss Me, I’m 0% Woke” T-shirt and make St. Patrick’s Day great again.

NOTE:💡 Our products are made on-demand to reduce overproduction. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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