funny patriotic t-shirt for men - Patriotic Tee

Funny patriotic t-shirt for men - Pulling Punches Funny Tee

This fun T-shirt features a vintage-style illustration of two boxers with the caption "Pulling Punches Isn't For Me." It's perfect for patriots who love humor, bold statements, and never sugarcoat their values—even at their kid’s soccer game.

For Bold Patriots with Humor

Ideal for conservatives who speak truth, live loud, and laugh freely.

Soft Airlume Cotton Comfort

Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for featherlight, breathable wear.

Pre-Shrunk for a Reliable Fit

No shrink surprises—fits true and stays sharp wash after wash.

Durable, Everyday Tough Design

Built with side-seamed construction and reinforced shoulder taping.

Classic Wit. Conservative Grit.

This shirt brings the laughs—and the message. No pulled punches here.

You’ll Love This Funny T-Shirt

• 👉 Bold conservative graphics:
• Say it loud, wear it proud
• 👉 Washer-safe:
• Holds its shape, wash after wash
• 👉 No tags:
• Smooth, all-day comfort
• 👉 Designed by patriots for patriots:
• No woke nonsense here
• 👉 Many Sizes:
• Ideal for both men and women
• 👉 Lightweight 4.2 oz./yd² cotton:
• Perfect for any season
• 👉 Crew neck:
• A timeless American staple

Premium Fit & Feel

• Made from 100% Airlume cotton
• Cotton is combed and ring-spun
• Heather colors contain soft polyester
• Breathable, durable, and flattering

Proudly Made & Sustainably Produced

• Made in the USA, MEX, HND, or NIC
• Ethically produced
• No sweatshops

Traceability

• Weaving (IND, KOR)
• Dyeing (California, SLV)

Safe Product

• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% harmful substances

Whether you're shopping for conservative apparel, patriotic gifts, or pro-America shirts for men and women, this tee checks all the boxes. Be loud. Be proud. Be based.

NOTE:💡 Our products are made on-demand to reduce overproduction. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide:

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53  

LENGTH (cm)

WIDTH (cm)

CHEST (cm)

S

71.1

45.7

86.4-94

M

73.7

50.8

96.5-104.1

L

76.2

55.9

106.7-114.3

XL

78.7

61

116.8-124.5

2XL

81.3

66

127-134.6