Funny grenade t-shirt – Satirical Military Shirts - Grenade T-Shirt

Funny grenade t-shirt

Light the fuse with this funny conservative Grenade T-shirt—perfect for patriots who enjoy triggering lefties and getting laughs from like-minded friends. Featuring a bold fragmentation grenade graphic, this tee delivers a playful punch wrapped in red, white, and freedom.

For Firebrands with a Sense of Humor

Great for bold conservatives who love liberty and a good political laugh.

Soft, Lightweight Cotton Comfort

Made from 100% combed and ring-spun Airlume cotton for breathable wear.

Pre-Shrunk for a Steady Fit

Holds its shape and message—wash after wash, boom after boom.

Built Tough for Daily Freedom

Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for long-lasting comfort and structure 

Trigger Laughs. Defend Liberty.

Bold style, conservative values, and humor that lands like a punchline.

You’ll Love This Funny Conservative T-Shirt

• 👉 Bold conservative artwork:
• Say it loud, wear it proud
• 👉 Pre-shrunk & washer-safe:
• Holds its shape, wash after wash
• 👉 No itchy tags:
• Smooth, all-day comfort
• 👉 Made by patriots for patriots:
• No woke nonsense here
• 👉 Sizes for everyone:
• Ideal for both men and women
• 👉 Lightweight 4.2 oz./yd² cotton
• Perfect for any season
• 👉 Crew neck fit:
• A timeless American staple

Premium Fit & Feel

• Made from 100% Airlume cotton
• Cotton is combed and ring-spun
• Heather colors contain soft polyester
• Breathable, durable, and flattering

Proudly Made & Sustainably Produced

• Made in the USA, MEX, HND, or NIC
• Ethically produced
• No sweatshops

Traceability

• Weaving (IND, KOR)
• Dyeing (California, SLV)

Safe Product

• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% harmful substances

Whether you're shopping for conservative apparel, patriotic gifts, or pro-America shirts for men and women, this tee checks all the boxes. Be loud. Be proud. Be based.

NOTE:💡 Our products are made on-demand to reduce overproduction. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide:

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53  

LENGTH (cm)

WIDTH (cm)

CHEST (cm)

S

71.1

45.7

86.4-94

M

73.7

50.8

96.5-104.1

L

76.2

55.9

106.7-114.3

XL

78.7

61

116.8-124.5

2XL

81.3

66

127-134.6